A mode in which text and other data can be easily corrected.
Unfortunately, this option seems to be mysteriously unavailable on computers owned by the National Enquirer.#
Available from the menu bar of all Windows 95 windows. Lists options to undo/redo, cut, copy and paste to the clipboard, paste a shortcut, select all, and select the inverse of the current selection.
Also what you should do if all your customers start throwing the food back into the kitchen and yelling "We want Spaghetti O's!"#
Messages sent and received with the use of a network.
Replaces decoder ring previously included in every box!#
Deletes files in the Recycle Bin.
Something I can't seem to get my husband to do.#
On an Energy Star display monitor, a mode in which the screen is shut down after a specified amount of time when not in use to conserve energy.
Also the new name of the unplugged album by Depeche Mode.#
The key on a computer keyboard that confirms a command by sending it to the CPU.
You can only use your computer after pressing this key, opening your wallet and repeating three times "Bill Gates needs my money more than I do."#
The particular type of hardware and/or operating system for application programs.
Popular cause for out of work actors.#
An on-screen message in a system or application program informing the user that the current operation cannot be carried out.
Also the sound your boss makes when you tell him how young his mother looks -- only it's his wife.#
A key on the keyboard that usually cancels an operation but can be programmed for other functions.
Also the key to let yourself out the back door when your wife finds out you ate the last of the Haagen-Dazs.#
In an environment that functions in an idle loop waiting for events to occur, moving, clicking a mouse or keyboard input that generates a message.
Similar to the job of the White House press secretary where you work in an idle environment waiting for outside events to occur so you can generate a message saying "What the President really meant was..."#
To carry out instructions such as running a program.
Judge Lance Ito's new favorite word.#
To terminate a program.
Also what you do when your significant other comes in and says "My Mom's coming to visit."#
When using the Windows 95 Explorer, folders with a plus sign can be "expanded" to display the contents of the folder indented one level in the explorer list.
Also what your body does after using Windows 95, eating 95 brownies, and sleeping 95 hours in one week.#
An electronic circuit board receptacle connected to the computer's expansion bus.
Not to be confused with that rip in your pants. #
Saving data in a format that can be read by a different program.
New regulations from the Department of State: You can export cars to Mexico. You can't export bombs to Iraq. You can export wheat to Russia. You can't export chemicals to Libya. You can export movies to France. But you can't export George Bush to Japanese banquets as the after-dinner entertainment.#
The memory above 640K.
See also the Gennifer Flowers Story.#
A three-letter suffix attached to a file name that describes the file's contents.
